Game Preview: VAN @ BOS
Puck Drops at 1pm (NESN/ NHL network)
Ladies and Gentleman this is it. This is the game that has been marked on everyone’s calendars since the beginning of the fucking season. The Canucks have been waiting for this game since June 15th and I think they know exactly what they are stepping into tomorrow afternoon. You know how I know they realize what their stepping into? They pulled (so they say) Roberto Luongo from the net. And After their coach finished giving some bullshit excuse, everyone realized that Luongo’s manhood really was stolen from him during the Finals. How sad….
The Bruins have absolutely wiped the ice with both Calgary and Jersey and i dont think that it’s far off to think they can do the absolute same to these pussies.
The Stanley Cup Finals last year are a point in time that I will NEVER forget. And I along with many others here in boston cannot wait for the puck to drop tomorrow because I know that when it does, Its fucking war. And the Sedin Sisters better watch it they might lose the little bit of dignity they’ve regained since game seven. oh, and how could I forget the oh so memorable moment when Marchand took your Manhood right out from under you. And you didn’t do shit about it! oh yah…remember that?
Here’s a few updates….
- Marchand was sadly out last game vs the flames with flu like symptoms.
- the sedin sisters have humongus vaginas
- Roberto luongo. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
- The Bruins have been known to destroy vancouver’s manhood and their city
Players to watch: VAN-The Sedin Sisters-yes, both of them They are both within five points of already being at 50 points. they produce. ALOT. so they need to be shutdown by the long stick of Chara and i’m sure they wouldn’t mind a few more slaps.
Bruins-Milan Lucic- Looch is the guy who got right in Burrow’s face last year. Shoved his finger right at his mouth telling him to bite it. Due to Burrows’ gay tendencies, he actually wanted to suck it, which did not go over well. Looch is looking to take out his childhood team again because he remeber’s how good it feels. And don’t forget Shawn Thornton is going to be looking for trouble as always.
As always I’m going to say the Bruins take this one. But tomorrow, It’s going to be by a margin of at least 4 goals.
lets fucking go b’s